ELON TRIED
(ELONTRIED)
Elon Musk ran the Department of Government Efficiency like it was his own personal budget bootcamp — everything had to be lean and green. But then Trump whipped out his “One Big Beautiful Bill,” which spent money like a white woman in the clearance aisle of Walmart and kicked clean energy to the curb. Elon called him out, Trump got salty, and now there’s more drama than a soap opera marathon. Grab your popcorn and follow along on X, it’s gonna get juicy!
dogwifwink
(wink)
New viral dog , nearly 20 million views in 4 days. How could you resist that $wink 😉
RescueChain
(RESQ)
Our RESQ token aims to finance social and ecological projects in a decentralized manner. This ensures the participation of anyone and the right of anyone to actively engage in a specific task. Guaranteeing a virtuous circle at all times, we will be responsible for checking and verifying the legitimacy of the information for subsequent funding, always keeping in mind that it must benefit a specific community. Through a donation system, parallel to the liquidity pool, we will seek to progressively increase the liquidity of the RESQ/SOL pair, ensuring the token's long-term stability and sustainability. We are RESCUECHAIN, and we are here to make a difference together. Total transparency and a completely organic team. We will seek benefits, without false policies or hypocritical messages. We will help anyone in need while we get what we all want: a piece of the pie. However, our actions will always be public and will be reported in advance. We don't want you to panic. We hope to reach $1 or more with your help. Our goal at all times will be to take 10% of the profit. Our first sale will be when we reach $0.01. The sky's not the limit.
Golden Toilet Head Retard ticker (GTHR):
Golden Toilet Head Retard is the meme token for those truly “special” crypto enthusiasts. The star? A retard (yeah, sorry, but it’s meme culture) with a golden toilet strapped right to his head. Yep, his head is literally a sparkling toilet. This token is here to remind everyone that the crypto world is full of ridiculous moves and choices, and someone’s always going to end up with a “toilet” on their head. But hey, if you’re gonna wear a toilet, make sure it’s gold, right? GTHR isn’t about Lambos or moonshots — it’s about laughing at yourself and at the sheer absurdity of the market. And yeah, the toilet goes on your head… where else? 🚽👑
american dream ticker (money):
the american dream is really about the pursuit of money, nothing else.
100m Runner ticker (Usain):
The world’s fastest 100m runner, Usain Bolt, set a world record of 9.58 seconds at the 2009 World Championships in Berlin. This coin won’t beat that in seconds—but it will in hours. Our goal: hit a $100 million market cap in 9 hours and 58 minutes. Starting now...
The 0.23% Party ticker (0.23%):
Meme coins make up 11% of the entire alt coin market. 97% of the tokens are deemed INACTIVE. Only 0.23% of meme coins retain above $1M market cap. Welcome to The 0.23% Party.
The Spirit of Gambling ticker (Tokabu):
I'm Tokabu, the spirit of gambling.